Time Loop Trouble for Prophets
Prophets, gather 'round! You've got a temporal conundrum on your hands. It seems your predictions have become self-fulfilling, causing a never-ending loop of déjà vu.
Here's the deal:
- Every 7 days, the exact same conversation starts anew.
- Everyone in town is stuck in a never-ending cycle of 'I told you so's and 'We've been here before's.
- The only thing that changes is the brand of coffee at the café.
What to do, oh prophet? You could:
- Plan A: Build a giant time-traveling toaster
- Party Hard: Invite the whole town to a never-ending rave
- Prophet Protest: March through town, banners held high, demanding an end to the cycle