Time Loop Trouble for Prophets

Prophets, gather 'round! You've got a temporal conundrum on your hands. It seems your predictions have become self-fulfilling, causing a never-ending loop of déjà vu.

Here's the deal:

What to do, oh prophet? You could:

  1. Plan A: Build a giant time-traveling toaster
  2. Party Hard: Invite the whole town to a never-ending rave
  3. Prophet Protest: March through town, banners held high, demanding an end to the cycle